Description

Greetings, fellow adventurers of the crypto-realm and Middle-earth enthusiasts! Behold the Crypto Hobbit hoodie – where blockchain meets Baggins in a cozy garment that s more precious than the One Ring itself!

Forge your path through the Shire of cyberspace wrapped in this black hoodie, adorned with Crypto Hobbit in a mystical forest green font. It s perfect for those late-night mining sessions or secret meetings at the Green Dragon to discuss the latest altcoin prophecies.

Crafted from a blend as balanced as a hobbit s diet (65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester), this hoodie is softer than Gandalf s beard and more comfortable than a hobbit-hole. The 100% cotton face ensures it s gentle on your skin – because let s face it, HODLing is stressful enough.

Available in sizes S to 3XL, because even Bombur deserves to look stylish while checking his crypto portfolio. The front pouch pocket is ideal for stashing your hardware wallet or a handful of lembas bread for those long staking sessions.

With a fabric weight of 8.5 oz. yd², it s sturdy enough to withstand a journey to Mount Doom (or just your local coffee shop). The 3-panel hood and matching flat drawstrings let you go incognito faster than you can say My precious Bitcoin!

The tear-away tag means no itchy distractions during intense trading, and the self-fabric patch on the back is perfect for those I told you to HODL facepalms.

Whether you re navigating the treacherous waters of DeFi or just trying to explain blockchain to your confused relatives, this hoodie has got you covered. It s so cozy, you ll feel like you re wrapped in the warm embrace of the Shire itself – if the Shire had high-speed internet and a lot more screens.

Crypto Hobbit Black Hoodie | Unisex

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Size guide

		CHEST WIDTH (inches)		LENGTH (inches)
S		20		27
M		21		28
L		23		29
XL		25		30
2XL		26 ½		31
3XL		28		32

		CHEST WIDTH (cm)		LENGTH (cm)
S		50.8		68.6
M		53.3		71.1
L		58.4		73.7
XL		63.5		76.2
2XL		67.3		78.7
3XL		71.1		81.3

 

Don t be a fool of a Took – order your Crypto Hobbit hoodie now! Because in the world of cryptocurrency, the real magic isn t in the rings, it s in the blockchains. And remember, not all those who wander are lost – some are just looking for better Wi-Fi to check their wallets! 

Additional information

Size	S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL